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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Doug B.
Subject; A Joke: $20 Apiece
Twenty Dollars Apiece
On
their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused
state, her husband readily agreed.
This
scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with
him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a
very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been
let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of
steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for
sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband
was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you
all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Subject; 2 Images: 1 Funny JPEG & 1 Serious Gif
Recipient: A Whole Passel of Friends
& Family
Sender: Cary J.
Subject; Video Link: Cowboy Poets - Wally McRae
Cowboy Poets - Wally McRae
A 13 minute & 36 second video on my favorite cowboy
poet, Wally McRae
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2805504552696969123#
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Subject: Life Site News Link: Wednesday, 09/30/09
Federal Government Bans Religious Ornaments
for
2009 White House Christmas Tree
http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2009/sep/09093005.html
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