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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Wayne B
Subject: I Know This Woman
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should
get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck, the car,
fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and
then went
into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well
sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is
a husband.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc V
Subject: CHRISTmas Tree
Subject:
CHRISTmas Tree
Christmas Tree
This
is a Christmas
tree.
It is not a Hanukkah bush,
it is not an Allah plant,
it is not a
Holiday
hedge.
It
is a Christmas
tree.
Say
it...
CHRISTmas
,
CHRISTmas
,
CHRISTmas...
Yes.
CHRISTmas
- celebrating the Birth of Jesus
Christ!!!
Take
a stand and pass this on !!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Wayne B
Subject: New Borders Signs...
Forty-three
percent of all Americans say that
illegal immigration is a serious
problem.
The
other 57 percent said, "No habla ingles."
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